tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post656742377946011885..comments2023-10-09T11:33:37.853-05:00Comments on The IN VIVO Blog: IN VIVO Blog Caption Contest! Pfizer/Wyeth EditionChris Morrisonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04075266444951558159noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-34310207814580681102009-03-02T12:59:00.000-05:002009-03-02T12:59:00.000-05:00It suddenly dawned on Bernie that the phrase "gold...It suddenly dawned on Bernie that the phrase "golden handshake" might simply mean that Jeff didn't wash after visiting the men's room...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-19873152717950979332009-02-03T21:42:00.000-05:002009-02-03T21:42:00.000-05:00And, with one cold handshake Drugula took the othe...And, with one cold handshake Drugula took the other man's warm, suntanned life (along with thousands of jobs).Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-38630382916524192292009-02-02T12:56:00.000-05:002009-02-02T12:56:00.000-05:00two men shakes hands.....let's make a deal.....Pfi...two men shakes hands.....let's make a deal.....Pfizer has experience .....let's create "Wypzer".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-90808068552881209912009-02-01T01:17:00.000-05:002009-02-01T01:17:00.000-05:00Go Phillies? Oops, wrong blogGo Phillies? Oops, wrong blogAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-62009096566509538492009-01-27T15:43:00.000-05:002009-01-27T15:43:00.000-05:00"Not only will I squeeze your hand til you say unc..."Not only will I squeeze your hand til you say uncle, Bernie, but I will squeeze every unnecessary penny from your payroll."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-37356060748138825782009-01-26T16:02:00.000-05:002009-01-26T16:02:00.000-05:00"So, Jeff, you really are as dumb as your predeces..."So, Jeff, you really are as dumb as your predecessors."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-27149052656012431992009-01-26T15:59:00.000-05:002009-01-26T15:59:00.000-05:00If they want to drive real value, they'll take a m...If they want to drive real value, they'll take a more technological bent to their integrated brand, calling the new company "Wy-Pfi".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-164727471994416692009-01-26T15:19:00.000-05:002009-01-26T15:19:00.000-05:00He-he. I now pronounce you unemployed...No serious...He-he. I now pronounce you unemployed...No seriously, Bernie.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-27638804941814432592009-01-26T09:20:00.000-05:002009-01-26T09:20:00.000-05:00Titanic, meet Iceberg. Iceberg, meet TitanicTitanic, meet Iceberg. Iceberg, meet TitanicAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-53704386198583460892009-01-26T09:14:00.000-05:002009-01-26T09:14:00.000-05:00Let me help you pronounce the name of our newly me...Let me help you pronounce the name of our newly merged company...it's pronounced FI-zer. <BR/><BR/>We always try to combine elements of our M&A partners. For example, we adopted the 'ph' from Pharmacia, and you'll notice the first syllable of Pfizer rhymes with the first syllable of Wyeth. <BR/><BR/>Welcome to Pfizer.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-59258526672881143862009-01-26T08:29:00.000-05:002009-01-26T08:29:00.000-05:00"Look, you can stay, just try to keep the wastebas..."Look, you can stay, just try to keep the wastebasket under a thousand..."Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11120116228298721080noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-5001619812013998672009-01-26T08:05:00.000-05:002009-01-26T08:05:00.000-05:00Or better yet, "None the Wyzer"Or better yet, "None the Wyzer"Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36634196.post-24151442830422881772009-01-26T07:37:00.000-05:002009-01-26T07:37:00.000-05:00"I'm leaning towards, 'Wyzer'"..."I'm leaning towards, 'Wyzer'"...Matt Schillerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11820610716573451711noreply@blogger.com